hey all,
How's it going? I'm fine well doing ALOT better than what I was a week ago.XD During that time there were some pretty funny moments. I'd like to point them out...okies here. Keep in mind ppl that was i was quite rattled and tried to keep from panicking so these guys could do thier job and get outa there.


Okies the first one, I had just gotten out half way in the car, and i cant make it out the rest of the way, my butt was too big, but i could breath pretty good. So i wasnt panacking, but i couldnt get any ones attention, so i thought it was a good idea to honk the horn...turned on the sterio instead guess what played? Crazy Train by Ozzy Ozborn..


I was underneath the car still and whole buncha people came running up to me and intoducing themselves. So I was polite and intro'd myself as well, shook thier hands and everything. " Hi, names Mel, I'm stuck, pleased to meetcha, thanks for coming to my rescue i appreciate it.

One woman comes up to my right and i look at her and go " well i guess this is a good excuse to get a new car" she looks at me and then at the car and says "yep sure is" and then i said not that i wanted to get a new car this way" lol

Woman comes to me on my left, askes if i can crawl out the rest of the way, I say no cause of my fat ass. She looks at me thats okies, your not the only one with that problem. ..In my delerium i say " thats alright, more cushion for the pushin?" She goes "yep thats right, aint nothing wrong with it"

last one, i was in the hospital and i had just gotten up enough strength to sit up. Along comes my nurse brent and he asked me if i wanted something stronger put through my iv, and i made puppy dog eyes and he complied of course. 5 seconds later i'm smackin my lips as though i just eaten something and brent walks by...i shout " HEY the stuff you gave me taste like blackberries!"His reply was "awesome!" Brent was so cool he picked up on my sense of humor and ran with it. Keep in mind for this situation he gave me something through my IV guys and i could taste blackberries after a shot of whatever he gave me.

Now of course I was thanking everyone for thier help and letting everyone know how awesome they were for taking me in, so between that and the humor I think I was a pretty good patient.

But it doesnt stop there they send me home with a muscle relaxer and some vicodin. Let me tell ya i may have been in pain, but for the past week i was too high to care. LOL Okies folks thats all i got for today. Please dont freak over the jokes i make about the accident, it was moments like these that i had a to keep my spirits up. Again this was to make ya'll laugh as well. What can i say I'm a tough cookie to crack.